That 6-pack of Corona last night left me dehydrated this morning. It's always that first 2 or 3 that go down the best ( Read more... )

One of my worst fears is being trapped in an elevator ( Read more... )

Man it feels good to be back at home. My bed is calling my name. We had a good time upnorth swimming, fishing, reading, drinking and eating. Roasting smore's was my favorite part. I got my tan on but my shoulders are a little burnt ( Read more... )

We're heading upnorth to my aunt and uncle's house on the lake this afternoon. It's a 3 hour drive up there. It is times like these that I wish we had a private jet-- we could be there in an hour. We both took Monday off work so there is no rush to be back on Sunday ( Read more... )

I just found the receipt from friday night's bar tab-- $126! Seems as though I tipped the girl that was very rude to us the entire night, $25. I clearly had one to many beers. I also remember thinking that they had some how ripped us off when Shawn came back from the bar saying that he handed the barmaid $50 for a drink and she only handed back ( Read more... )

Friday just can't come soon enough ( Read more... )

When my toenails are painted and my feet are tanned, I could be a foot model. Seriously, how does one go about auditioning to be a foot model ( Read more... )

The saturday bbq was a hit. No matter how much beer I drank I never felt like I was getting drunk, so I kept right on drinking. I think somewhere during the evening I made plans for a Vegas trip in December with Larry and Denise. Oh yeah and I smoked one of Denise's clove cigarettes ( Read more... )

Today is the biggest party of the summer in the city that I live in. Every neighbor on the block is having a bbq, including us. Later this afternoon we'll all walk three doors down to the main street where thousands of classic cars will ride up and down squealing their tires ( Read more... )

On most mornings my alarm clock goes off at 6:15am. From 6:15am- 7:30am I hit the snooze button every 9 minutes or so. After years of doing so I decided that I'm losing out on an extra 45 minutes of sleep every morning, so I decided that once shawn gets out of bed at 6:30'ish that I'd shut off the alarm and he agreed to wake me up at 7:30am ( Read more... )