Private Parts

[foxyacetylene]

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[miss_soap]

I had similarly horrific childhood experiences and now will only go private. Worth every penny. Plus free HappyGas™!

[foxyacetylene]

Oh yes! Nitrous oxide. I'm fed up of having to pay for balloons full of the stuff just so I can make it through the day.

[apiphile]

You big wuss. Half the fun of going to see the dentist is the way your spine contorts in gruesome agony at the sound of things being scraped over your delicate teeth! Which is one of the reasons I didn't go for four years. (The others being "I couldn't be arsed" and the aforementioned impossibility of finding one in London)

[foxyacetylene]

I actually cringed reading that, you swine.

I'm surprised my teeth weren't in worse condition after a year or two of not seeing a dentist. It's that new Beverly Hills Formula whitening toothpaste. I swear, that stuff is witchcraft.

[apiphile]

Apart from recapping, mine didn't need any work at all, no fillings or owt. I was rather surprised. I have no idea what to credit it to!

I'm not keen on the idea of whitening toothpaste, Linds uses this stuff his parents give him which is nice but has no effect on me. Yellow fangs all the way!

[qitae]

lol, ahh yes a day in the life of the butcher and the Brit(ish smile)! In Canada we love the dentist and the little toothbrush you get, and choosing from the array of flavoured mouth washes. I like to believe i'm saving Britain 1 smile at a time, all of my friends are now flossing and going to the dentist again (I should be the self righteous fucking tooth fairy!!).

[foxyacetylene]

You'll have to teach me how to floss properly without getting it wrapped around my tooth and slipping in between my incisors like some sort of 16th Century extraction.

On a completely unrelated note, anything mint-flavoured to do with oral hygiene makes me vomit.

[raven_akki]

I'm a private patient, the service is no different at all, you see the dental surgery i went to changed to private about two year ago and the only thing thats changed is the fucking interior decorations! my dentist is a sweedish man named richard who's very nice and pretty gentle until he uses this fucking horrid device for descaling, it jets water at the same time so is pretty inaccurate causes me to bleed to fuckery. other than that, all good :)

[foxyacetylene]

Rubbish! It's infinitely better! But then I go to Crown hill, Plymouth; you have your dentistry done by Ye Wise Olde Woman of Paigntowne.

You have Amish there don't you?

:D

[raven_akki]

no its a sweedish man, you'd fancy him HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA ah the times we share.

Re: OOOOH!

[foxyacetylene]

It's something vcalled "Chrome" that I bought in one of the hair shops in Finsbury Pork. It's delightful stuff and you only need one coat.

I hope it isn't made of mercury...