I don't know how I ever managed to work at Orange. I used to get paid an extraordinary amount of money to register customer's new mobile phones and providing technical information, the vaguest of which the customer would assure you was a magical incantation that solved their problems. It was the easiest job I've ever done.

These days I'm the ( Read more... )

OK, forget my last entry. There are more pressing matters -- and I feel somebody out there may be able to help. A Geek perhaps. I'll give you sex if you help!

The Problem

I like to use youtube.com, which requires the Adobe flashplayer.
But whenever I try to download it, it says "Your current security settings prohibit running ActiveX controls on ( Read more... )

I just received this in a spam email. If opening it has allowed a virus into my computer, it was worth it for the amount of urine I am now sitting in.

Dorothy felt somewhat better after the tea ( Read more... )

In the words of the gin-soaked legend that is Karen Walker: What's going on, what's happening, what's all this ( Read more... )

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You know what? Only I could get a cold in this weather ( Read more... )

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Be brave as you read this and don't judge me too harshly, for I am about to rip apart what seems to be a national obsession, which appeals to my sense of humour as much as dipping my scrotum into a solution of sulphuric acid ( Read more... )

"Foxy, I know you're hiding in the toilet; I can hear you smoking."


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