Yo Ho Ho and a Kick in the Face. Dedicated to Mandy and Arty.

[foxyacetylene]

Be brave as you read this and don't judge me too harshly, for I am about to rip apart what seems to be a national obsession, which appeals to my sense of humour as much as dipping my scrotum into a solution of sulphuric acid

Comments

[djvext]

I agree.
Ninjas are far better.

talk like a Ninja day would be great as everyone would shut the fsck up!

[foxyacetylene]

I suppose, at least with ninjas there's likely to be a fit guy underneath, as opposed to lice.

[man_d]

Wanna get married?

[foxyacetylene]

Are immigration onto you already?

(Glad you enjoyed it)

[katies_one]

hello! its emily, add me if yu feel that way inclined. will yu be attending the skank pit that is slimes tomorrow?

[wemwom]

I am utterly offended at your swipe at Johnny Depp. But I shall forgive you because you make me laugh =P

[pheadrablashyrk]

Piss off i looked great as a pirate! And i pulled!