halloween is fun.  tonight i drank and felt like a hooker and had my boob exposed at the bar but things are fun and buzzed nonetheless ( Read more... )

for lunch today i had an oreo and an orgasm. 

good news and stuff! i got a job. actually i got two jobs. i rule! ok probably not, but im pretty darn excited. and kendall and i signed for our apartment today!! we are moving in june 30th or something. im totally relieved it is actually coming together...i must admit, i was a bit worried. after multiple hideous days, its fucking nice to have ( Read more... )

yes, the times they are a changin ( Read more... )

holy crap, im such a dirtbag.  in my packing adventures, i just found this random box in the corner of my room. in the box was a plastic bag consisting of jelly beans, star wars stickers, runts, and a pair of earrings.  haha, what the fuck.
and oh my god, i hate moving.

well lets hope a bad rehearsal really does make for a good performance :/
im exhausted and going to bed!
which might be lame since this is my first friday unemployed.
however, tonight was long and  brutal and tomorrow will also be long and brutal.

im at work for my last night...6 more hours!!!!! it just so happens that so far its been one of the most wretched fucking nights ever. so part of me wants to kill everything, but part of me is glad it worked out this way because i have absolutely no regrets about leaving. just sheer joy that i never have to return ( Read more... )

so i know this makes me a giant tool but ( Read more... )

i quit my job without another one lined up ( Read more... )

internet drama is nauseating. its more repulsive than your average drama, hands down. my ass is big you say? all the better for me to poop on you! hehehehe ( Read more... )