Fic: Men in Black

[fragileday]

Title: Men in Black
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa/Akanishi Jin
Summary: Jin thinks the aliens want him. He recruits Pi to stop them.
Rating: pg for junior tackling
Disclaimer: Owning no one. =)
A/N: Written for Pin Anon: Pin as MIB I don't know if I can write crack...

Comments

[ryogrande]

WHAT THE FUCK I REQUESTED THIS.

TALK ABOUT SURPRISE. i thought it was jehols for a second and was like WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE...

“Do you think I leave them awake when we’re done?”

LOL JIN YOU ASS.

ROFL JIN WOULD ACCUSE YAMAPI OF BEING JEALOUS OF ALIENS. WIN.

When I touched it, it began to vibrate,

nothing good can come out of this.

“Who do you think the alien is?”

“Matsumoto,”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS FOR ME. <3333

and that one show he was in when he was younger.

WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.

Standing in front of the mirror attached to the wall in the NEWS dressing room, wearing their matching black suits and prepared to attack anything extraterrestrial.

oh fuck me, this image needs to be engraved into the backs of my eyelids.

Yamapi adjusted his tie and watched as Jin put on his sunglasses smoothly.

and this one.

his eyes widening when he realized he was playing along. Damn it.

must be the suit.

It’s serious business.

i may need a pin icon....

[fragileday]

YOU REQUESTED THIS?!? It was such a random prompt that needed to be filled.

nothing good can come out of this.

Or if the author was really creative, something amazing could have came out of that. XD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS FOR ME. <3333

You and Jin are a lot alike. You love Pi and you hate Jun. =P

oh fuck me, this image needs to be engraved into the backs of my eyelids.

There should be a drama/photoshoot with them in suits. Gah, I love looking at these guys in suits.

... sorry, was he talking? *drools*

And ties! I have a tie fetish or something. =/

i would like to know who these jrs are plskthx. XD

In my head, it was Yamashita Shoon and two random members of Kis-My-Ft2. =P

LMAO KOKI AND TOMA ARE FRIENDS. <3

BIG LOVE!!!!!!

if that isn't love, i don't know what is.

I love teh cute.

And I have no idea how Tegomass ninja-d themselves such a big part of this fic.

I'm glad you liked it though! Thanks for the comment full of win! <33333

Re: i may need a pin icon....

[ryogrande]

You and Jin are a lot alike.

i am deciding whether to be offended or not. :Þ

i was thinking kisumai too! senga definitely - he can't be underage if he's not human!

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS IT IS SRSLY AWESOME. <3333333333

Re: i may need a pin icon....

[fragileday]

Wait.... Senga's still underage?! He looks older than I do!

...I don't know much about this group, obviously. =P

[pixisticks]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. Pin are so stupid. They are irreplaceable in my heart. ♥ alksfhalfhaflkafh Jin, never leave me. And never grow up. XD

[fragileday]

They're the only pairing that can have such cracktastic fics. =P I hope none of them grow up!

Thank you!

[tatoeba]

Crys linked me to this and omg it's kind of of utterly amazing. Just. Pin being MIB in of itself is pretty much hysterical and you pulled it off so well. Ryo's reaction to the whole thing was so perfect! XD
And then this:
I don’t know. It would explain Koyama’s eyes.
LOL. I think I died laughing. XD
Then a;sldkgna the ending! TegoMass being the aliens. WIN.
This was awesome, thanks for writing and sharing! ♥

[fragileday]

There wasn't going to be any tegomass in this fic originally. It was going to be AU, but it's much funnier with the other JE members, yes? Well, this can still be considered AU because I'm fairly certain tegomass aren't aliens. =P

Thank you for reading!

[funkysparks]

OMG, TEGOMASS AS ALIENS IS WIN. ♥ AND MASSU WANTING MORE GYOZA. XD

CRACK PIN IS HILARIOUS TOO!

“Who do you think the alien is?”

“Matsumoto,” Jin answered, his voice tinged with some dark glee.

*snickers and dies*

AND YOKO'S BLACK 'SUIT'. ♥

[fragileday]

I feel bad for falling for the massu loves gyoza stereotype but I made him an alien to cancel it out. =P

Yay for noticing the Yoko reference. That was actually my favorite part of the fic. HA!

Thank you!

[machinegirl]

Crys linked me to this. I barely know half of these peeps (but <3 Pin forever), and it was AMAZING. Pin in suits. *swoon*

[fragileday]

I love ninja-ing random people into my fics. =) But yes. More photoshoots with suits please!

Thanks!