yeah when everything's a choice, it's also all your fault.

next time you get junk email, read it. they put weird, random, mixed up text at the bottom of the email to fool spam filters. a lot of the time, this weird incomprehensible text is quite beautiful, or at least amusing. makes for good inspiration here:probably save them from a bilious fever," said dr. alec, much amused atwith hints of may- ( Read more... )

you left your bike at my house, came to pick it up ( Read more... )

what is it about you, fucker?--i can think of a variety of situations where that greeting would be appropriate. can't you? seriously ( Read more... )

today i think i realized my spirituality. i found my personal god; and i would pretty much describe him as a well-meaning retard. you know, like lenny.

isn't it annoying how we (i am grouping you all with me on this one) waste so much of our time being sad about trivial shit that doesn't matter to us in the future? you look back and think, man i really wish i had, like, read a book or went jogging instead of wasting all those valuable hours wallowing in my own petty misery. ugh pathetic.

i am only partially ashamed of my new celebrity addiction. it never really happened till this year when i started spending so much time on the computer... i can't help but click on all the smutty headlines! they are just too fun. i apologize in advance, this is to be a very teenage girl entry wherein i will most likely overuse the word "like." ( Read more... )

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there's no such thing as a harmless joke ( Read more... )

woke up hung over, but ended up having a pretty awesome day. (tomato soup and drinking songs). i learned a bunch of fun, easy songs on my geetar that are really fun to sing to and i'm gonna record them. the original idea was to use them for my sand animation but i changed my mind. i thin ki'll just get all my friends to learn the words so that ( Read more... )