Okay, so I was thinking about vampires as I toked up. I've heard that vampires don't feel the effects of things they put into their body, like alcohol and pot. And acid. God, imagine being a vampire on acid. Nothing would be better. You'd be on acid, and TRULY have the ability to fly. Imagine taking acid when you could already fly. Wouldn't that ( Read more... )

I started cruising through stoner communities a few minutes ago...it seems that there are no cool smokers in the communities. At fucking all. They're all a bunch of lame ass high school kids that think half an ounce is a lot to buy at a time. Fucking losers. I mean seriously, who the fuck do they think they are, calling themselves stoners, when ( Read more... )

I have a cut on my palm, so I feel like Jesus.

Jello: Is it a liquidy food, or a thick beverage?

Okay everyone, I recently saw a movie that I think everyone should see. And I don't necessarily mean that in a good way. You should see it primarily because of the title. Monsturd. That's right. Monsturd. I'll say it again, just so you can get it iin your heads. MONSTURD. Now of course, this movie is so horribly bad that I can't help but love it. ( Read more... )

Okay, so I started looking through this personals website, you know, to see if I could find any secretly hot horny nerd chicks to fuck hard, and I see that there are several hot ones there. Only problem is...They're in the 18 - 24 range, but they want guys like 10 years older than them. Why the fuck are so many girls going for old farts? Jesus ( Read more... )

Okay, so I guess everyone's all ready had to deal with this bullshit spinner shit, right? Everywhere you go, some douchebag has spinning fucking hubcaps. And if that's not enough, they then started marketing spinner medallions. Simply a miniature spinning hubcap...on a chain. You know, so you can RIDE in style, even while you walk. Then it went ( Read more... )

I live in a seriously fucked up nation. I understand that a majority of you also live in said nation. That nation is the United States. A nation that once was supposed to stand for freedom, and now is known as the most hated nation globally, simply because we can't leave anyone else alone. We're the degenerate ragtags from every other nation. We're ( Read more... )

Doesn't everyone love the end of being sick, when the aches and pains are starting to go away, and the thick, chunky, solid colored phlegm starts coming out with every motion of the throat? I should take a picture of these fuckin' loogs and start a gross out gallery. Just you wait, the Frank Cushion gross out gallery will begin. In fact, there's an ( Read more... )

Okay, I'll admit, Half Baked WAS a wonderful stoner flick. But all in ( Read more... )