what if God had a livejournal?

[frank_da_goat]

Moo

Comments

*insert goat noise here*

[wda_yagi_san]

I assume it would be full of new ideas of creation, or of rants and bitching about how sad and pathetic the human race is and how he's seriously thinking about going back on his promise never to flood the world again. n_n

God's Livejournal

[murraywithapike]

That fucker Kellen was wandering around again claiming he's Jesus. I swear to Me, if he doesn't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna smite his fucking ass.

Shit.

[fizzylatte]

-insert witty comment here-

[theskycouldfly]

word

[indignant_youth]

yeah, my motherfuckin fan waas the inspiration for all this! that kicks ass! VOTE BUSH OUT!