HAhahaha

Kill Bill on TNT fucking owns.

I gotta get me a Party Wagon.

Every single time I try to listen to something, two or three songs later I've put on Madonna's latest album. Then an hour goes by and the process starts all over again.

This has happened approximately twenty times over the last two days.

Make it stop.

Seriously, I really need you to bring me Shakira ( Read more... )

Word life.

This is bacon egganomics.

Ba-ba-bacon egganomics.

I got a copy of a bunch of Radiohead songs as instrumental crunk covers, and it's some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

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1-800-225-0046 ( Read more... )

Northport, N.Y. (AHN) - School authorities at Northport High School in New York apologized after two high school seniors included quotations from Adolf Hitler's book -- "Mein Kampf" next to their high school yearbook pictures ( Read more... )

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2262200/

Suck it. I beat you all.

I keep in my possession a pistol grip pump shotgun, which rests in my lap at all hours of the day ( Read more... )

WOO HAH!
I have placed everyone in a potentially unwinnable situation!