I would like to stress that I am not implying, in any way, that she is an untrustworthy woman who affects an interest in wealthy men soley for the purpose of acquiring their fortunes for her own.

I am merely making it clear that she has little or nothing to do with the more fiscally unfortunate or irresponsible members of society.

I say, disregard the police!

From the casements in the facade of a domicile,
To the indoor partitions,
Until the perspiration descends beneath my testicles.

If you have difficulties with the fairer sex, I have great pity for you, child.
I have nearly one hundred difficulties myself, but nary a damsel is one.

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I just spent an hour listening to Sepultura's Chaos A.D.

Sepultura fucking owns.

Someone help me.

Next To Come: Kellen Enjoys Listening To Slayer's Reign In Blood, And Then Follows It Up By Listening To Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power!

(Small Sidenote, the drumming on Territory destroys me.)

Anyone who knows anything about John Basedow references needs to get in a car RIGHT NOW, and drive to a bookstore that carries The Collegehumor.com Guide To College and flip to page 232.

You don't have to buy the book, just look at page 232 and shit your pants.

DO THIS NOW, OR YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF. IT'S SO FUCKING CREEPY.

Hey, come on. Abortion stops a beating hart. Don't be an asshole.

Oh, hey, there's a Silver Mt. Zion show in Portland. Oh, hey, there's a Clinic show in Portland too. What's that? They're both in a bar? Okay, suck my balls.