IMA CONSUMER YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCK YOU MY KID WILL GO WHERE HE OH GOD THE BLOOD

So, it didn't occur to me that J.J. Abrams was the director of MI:3. Don't get me wrong, I barely give a shit about MI:3, except Philip Seymour Hoffman supposedly gives one of the better performances of his career. (I know, what fucking movies are these people watching that makes that even possible?) Anyway, I'm somewhat jazzed now. Besides, Tom ( Read more... )

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http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/19/people.unsexy.reut/Read more... )

MOTHERFUCK! MOTHERFUCK MOTHERFUCK! THE NEW TOOL SINGLE IS OUT! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHIT MY PANTS! I SHIT MY PANTS WITH GLEE! GLEE, I TELL YOU! GLEE!

GLEEEEEEEEEEE!

I can't believe it.

HOW IN THE FUCK DID I COMPLETELY MISS A GAME WHERE I CAN HAVE HENRY ROLLINS AND DANNY TREJO TEAM UP TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FLAVOR FLAV AND CARMEN ELECTRA?!

Somehow I missed the fact that Def Jam: Fight For New York (fighting game with like fifty rappers) has Henry Rollins and Danny Trejo in it. AS PLAYABLE CHARACTERS.


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I just saw Paul Dinello on The Colbert Report. It's nice to see him working, but then again, it's work on Colbert's show, and Colbert's one of his best and longtime friends ( Read more... )

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Even YANNI can't get away with hitting his woman.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307061yanni1.html

Three 6 Mafia just won an Academy Award.

The world will be exploding in approximately two minutes.