A few hours ago someone stole my glasses. I was on the night bus and did that really ridiculous thing when you fall asleep. No one I've ever known can comprehend how bad my eye sight is. -4.75 and -5.50 to be exact. If you were sitting opposite me on the tube I would have no idea who you were. I'm struggling to write this and keep seeing double ( Read more... )

11-3am. I'LL BE PLAYING DISCS FROM THE LIKES OF HAWKWIND, PULP, BOWIE, BLONDIE, DEXY'S, SMITHS, ELVIS, LITTLE RICHARD AND MADONNA AND MADONNA AND MADONNA AND MADONNA AND DO OR DIE AND MAMA SHAMONE ( Read more... )

An aquaintance of mine hung himself the other day. He was living in Oldham so is it any wonder? I shouldn't say stuff like that but no one reads this anyway. His note just said "To all my friends, take what you want". I should get back to Oldham and see what I can get. I liked his dog ( Read more... )

I've had such a lovely afternoon in Hammersmith hospital. One of the best afternoons I've had for ages actually. They stuck the needle in my arm and took a blood sample every 15 minutes while I watched Casablanca. The nice Doctor was one of the most cheerful people I'd ever met. Same time next Friday then? Yes please. He said I could bring in my ( Read more... )

Thankyou for another unsuccesful night. The owner didn't pay me because it was so empty so it's all your fault. I feel like re-iterating what I said about office workers. You're all going nowhere. You'll retire and then drop dead from a heart attack while you're playing tennis. I don't like you ( Read more... )

I'm not one for apologies and there's not much I regret in my life ( Read more... )

Oldham is dark and grey and a place I don't want to remember nevermind be. But still, I'm here. I had to leave the dinner table to sit in my room and cry. It's just so awful. I've got to clear my room out while I'm here. It's exactly how I left it. All soft toys and Catholic statues. They want me to chuck everything out and I came here with that ( Read more... )

This morning I filmed my plastic E.T. having sex with a porcelain statue of The Queen Mother on my sister's camera phone. It's a short animation piece. I might put it on YouTube although technically it's not a video. The Queen Mother even gives the plastic E.T. a blow job. You've got to see it ( Read more... )

I woke up on Wednesday morning still in a club I was in the previous night. I was alone and it was dark. If you've been reading this journal for a few years you may know that it was a regular occurance a while ago. They let me stay because they know how far Leytonstone is. It's very kind of them. I never ask, they always suggest that perhaps it's ( Read more... )

You missed the best gig ever last night. Well everyone apart from Kate and Jamie ( Read more... )