Yo d00dz. Since Thanksgiving is coming up pretty soon, I thought it wud b a good idea to talk bout how Thanksgiving first came about. Im not a history expert or nething but dis is pretty much wut happened from what I remember while sleeping in clASS (c wut I did there? I made the ass part of class capital, becuz class is ass ROFL ( Read more... )

Holy shitz0rz! We are all gonna teh die becuz bush is da Prezadant!!11 He iz super horriblz becuz datz wut every1 tellz me n kerry iz god becuz he is not bush! most of hiz polices r so much better n I no he culdve dun it all BECAUSE HES GETTING ALL THIS MONEY FROM SOME FUCKING MAGIC MONKEY THAT SHITS IT OUT OF ITS ASS OR SOMETHING EVERY DAY!!!11 ( Read more... )

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GUD NEWZ LJ REEDERZ! I HERD PROLLY DA BEST STORY EVA! KATHLEEEN HAD DIS DREAM BOUT GOIN 2 BASTAN!!!!!!!

blue  WEEz  pjs: i just remembered my dream about going to boston
blue  WEEz  pjs: i wanted to, but it was gonna be like 500 dollars to get there..so instead i rode my bike with like 5 other people, and it only cost a couple cents to ride on each ( Read more... )

2DAY WUZ MY LAST DAY OF WURK @ TEH ACME! CINCE i neva had 2 cum bak, I wuz liek wuteva all day. Dis 1 customer wuz liek, "D00d! U sux @ teh cashier job!" I wuz liek, "STFU, biznatch!" Den I totally jump-stabbed dem in da face! Well, not really, but I did get a balloon and a card from Nick, Jeff n Helena....

LMAO, d00dz...2day wuz teh funny. I wuz loling prolly allllllllllllllllll night, or sumten...mayb liek, for a gud 5 minutez.  I wuz in teh car with eugene n we went 2 cut threw teh county collage but den we got lost tried to turn around on dis walkway, but dis car drove up and the county collage cup wuz liek, "WTF? licence n regresattions please?" ( Read more... )

D00d, we totally pwn3d Jimmy de otha day. We wuz in hiz house n we t00k hiz fencing dummy n put it on hiz front doorstep n den me + scotT+STEve rang da doorbell. Ugene wuz liek, "RUN DOODZ" n we did, n I ran pretty fast 2. Den Jimmy answered da door n wuz liek, "WTF! U GUYZ R TEH SUCK!" N DEN scoot wuz liek, "D00d, no! U R TEH SUCK!" DA WHOLE Time ( Read more... )

D00dz we went 2 da IHOP n wen we were there, I changed da I in IHOP 2 a T so it said THOP on da marka bored, lol. Brain wuz liek, "OMG, Frank! ROFL!" Den Jeff put a MILK CONTAiner unda Asheeyz tire n she drove ova it and it popped n jEFF wuz liek, "LMAO! It popped!" N den he tryed 2 high 5 deez chix but dey were liek, "d00d we r not kewl enough 4 ( Read more... )

I wuz lisenin 2 muzic n I herd dis 1 song dat reminded me of how were all goin off 2 college and we might not c each otha eva again.  So jus reed da lyrics and tink about just how close we are 2 goin off 2 college. It's kinda sad :-(

Duran Duran- Hungry Liek The Wolf

Darken the city night is awire steam in the subway earth is afire
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D00d, I played SCRABBLE 4 da first time n I won, rofl!!!1 I totle skewled Lob n Nick. I made up da wurd "tunt" and dey dindt evin c it until liek, 4 turnz lata. Lob wuz liek, "WTF? Tunt?" I wuz liek, "ROFL." So newayz I am 2 kewl 4 SCRABBLE. TTYL.