But it was a big nothing, it didn't work ( Read more... )

So they've finally scheduled a cardioversion in an attempt to fix my atrial fibrillation.

Blastoff is scheduled for 9:30 tomorrow morning.

No beer after 2 a.m.

So, have one for me! :-)

Did you hear? The Cubs can't sell any beer at Wrigley Field this year.

Why? 'Cause they lost the opener!

I awoke this morning to see that Sheri was already up, and getting dressed.

She says, "Happy Valentines Day! Let's go out tomorrow and get half-price candy!"

Gotta love it, a woman with a plan!

Because I couldn't do this as a reply to Tom Bayes:

From the restored site, 1st 10 weeks


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So I'm watching this college football game, and the announcer keeps talking about this player "Roshambo."

I look him up, and it turns out his name is "Prince Shembo".

But, he wears jersey number 55.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are on a complete freeroll!

So have a little fun!

Well, I've been waiting, and I believe it's finally Next Year! :-)

Yesterday, I pulled in to the local grocery store, and saw in the lower left corner of the window of the car parked next to me, a sticker "THIS VEHICLE PROTECTED BY THE TOYOTA ANTI-THEFT SYSTEM."

And I thought, "Wouldn't that be the Toyota emblem on the grille?"

Not a sad post, but a look at the Schmengie Pool indicates that I will likely be all alone with my pick for tomorrow's Xmas week game. Will I still be alive after 3 p.m. Central Time tomorrow ( Read more... )