I came in to work this morning to find:

- free doughnuts

- an extremely sincere email from my coworker, apologizing for being sort of a dickhole last week

- my time off request for April 13th, approved in my inbox. (Hello, Slow Death and Dan Padilla show at the Blue Star.)

I've got a good feeling today.

I was walking to my office this morning and it occurred to me ( Read more... )

I don't even wanna write about my birthday, I'm still so tired from last weekend.

We are moving into the dog days of hiatus season and I'm bored out of my skull. I took a two hour lunch today.

I feel like a fat slob. (Figuratively speaking.)

I want to color my hair white blonde, but I don't have the balls.

I like my men like I like my beer:

Served in glasses

I like my men like I like my beer:

Dark features and a little on the heavy side

I like my men like I like I coffee:

Thick and Middle Eastern

- Our future landlord apparently starred in a movie with a girl who one of my exes used to bang ( Read more... )

The Death and Life of Great American Cities by Jane Jacobs

Orange Empire: California and the Fruits of Eden by Douglas Sackman

Los Angeles in the 1930s: The WPA Guide to the City of Angels

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We got the fucking house. Signed the lease yesterday. We're moving on April 15th.

Our new landlord is sooo rad. Honestly, I know I get really wrapped up in the idea that you're a slave if you're renting, but I've had a lot of friends argue that you're even more of a slave if you buy. He's got a sense of humor, wants to be involved, and takes ( Read more... )

The good news is, I'm really only one weekend behind on my entries... the shitty news is, that's because I was so sick last weekend that I didn't really leave the house ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I had an epiphany while running.

No matter what:

Work your ass off.
Exercise your ass off.
Drink a shitload of water.
Eat a shitload of fiber.

"These four things, my son, will keep your pimp hand strong..."