Awww, Snooki (of Jersey Shore infamy, quite possibly the nadir of all televised programming) likely could be (one can only hope and pray) going to JAIL!!!:

http://923now.radio.com/2010/03/18/snooki-charged-in-death-of-high-school-student/

In another web headline,(http://www.onenewspage.com/news/Celebrities/20100810/13931315/Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi- ( Read more... )

Anyone still here?

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I refuse to be frustrated or annoyed by stupid people anymore.

I'm going to be entertained by them.

Toys. Toys made of animated meat ... barely sentient, but toys nonetheless.

Hail, Dystopia!

I dreamt last night that I was sitting on my rooftop patio with some neighbors after dark and one of them saw several points of light descending rapidly through the clouds and swore that it was incinerating debris from an incoming ICBM ( Read more... )

I had a debate this morning with a coworker who said there was no logical way for me to say that I can't stand New York City if I'd never been there.

I give thanks to Octobrax  and the rest of the Frankish Pantheon of Deities for my early adolescent days of watching Dragnet reruns in the basement of Die Alte Allison Haus for my riposte: "Look kid, I ( Read more... )

I saw this and immediately thought of our kindred senses of twisted humor.


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I never thought I would see the day when I would actually applaud Rep. Barney Frank, but I have to give it to him for sticking it to our modern-age Robber Barons, the CEOs of our corrupt financial institutions.

Some of y'all might have heard that he is DEMANDING the names of current and former executives who received bailout-funded bonuses even if ( Read more... )

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