“Oh Edward, you could be incredibly good looking. If only you had a tan or could act. At least Jacob looks good while he’s struggling with his words. Not that it matters; I’ve taken my drugs today so I can continue to look spaced-out. Ohhh look, a unicorn.” - Isabella Swan.

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Ahhhhhhh!!! Can I be the only female who is sick of Twilight? Am I the ( Read more... )

I just turned twenty-two. It was a non-event, and that was the way I wanted it. A self-imposed non-event was what my one special day of the year was.

I’m reading about Daniel Radcliffe’s ridiculously priced townhouse in New York. Not to mention it’s like is second or third ridiculously priced home. Possibly his eighth. I’m older than him; I ( Read more... )