Gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown

[franklin_arthur]

Okay, so now I really think I might be gay.  This morning I actually dreamt about Zac Efron.  I was at some sleep away camp or something, and Zac was there.  I knew I shouldn't talk to him about High School Musical, because seriously, he has to be so sick of that shit by now, but I couldn't help myself, so I started gushing a little.  Just as I

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[c_hartley]

This entry made me laugh out loud.

New discovery: I can't read the words "sleep away camp" without thinking of Alan Shimper of the Wet Hot American Summer talent show.

-C

[savethetiger]

You're not gay, because in my dream last we were going
at It like rabbits. And it was amazing. FYI

[ecra_joe]

how do you remake footloose? LAME. he is no kevin bacon. and i highly doubt theyll find someone as good as john lithgow to play the minister. bah! this is a horrible idea. zac efron needs to eat a bowl.

[redpippytshirt]

I hate Zac Efron... he annoys me... he wears too much makeup...

I don't think you're gay... you may be kindof a pretty boy, but not gay. lol!!

[franklin_arthur]

Zac Efron wears makeup? Okay, thats a little more than I can handle.

And I don't think anybody has ever accused me of being a pretty boy.

[redpippytshirt]

yes, he wears lots of makeup all the time...

Well, you've been called one now!!! You're a boy, you dress nice, and you're kinda pretty.... Therefore, a pretty boy!

[anonymous]

oh please, dont be gay. no offense to phillip, but i couldnt cope. i already have an ex who's becoming a priest...
--ann

[franklin_arthur]

Becoming. Dear God, isn't he one already? He's been in seminary forever.