Congratulations to Tonks and Andy on the Head Boy and Girl thing! I'm not gonna lie, though, and I do apologise, Andy; I thought it would be Alice. And I'm not JUST saying that because I'm biased, even though... well, I'm biased. But that's not to say I don't think you'll do a fantastic job, because I know you will ( Read more... )

Here be the old posts!

Psst. Hey Edgar. Hey. Edgar. Hey. It's Frank. You remember me. I'm the bloke who crashed on your floor a few nights back after a few too many. Are you not speaking to me because of the lamp? Because I tried to fix it. And it was really your fault for having a lamp there in the first place. I mean, who keeps a lamp next to a sofa? Hey, ( Read more... )

[Private to Alice ( Read more... )

[Several pages are missing, ripped out. The following page is burnt.]

Fuck.

Agatha singed my eyebrow off. It was an accident, of course, but I feel empty inside without my eyebrow. I'll grow it back, though Edgar assures me the single eyebrowed look is very distinguished. You're a bastard, Bones.

See, I knew this was going to be unbearable. My mother is...well, those of you who know my mother don't need it explained to you. Edgar, I swear to Merlin, I am Apparating to your flat. And if you're not there I'm going to steal all your cigarettes. HA ( Read more... )

Hey Bones! Where the fuck have you been? I needed you to talk me out of a bunch of shit...

Are you gonna be home for Christmas hols? I don't know how much of my mother I'll be able to take.

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Anyone got a smoke? I could sure as hell use one.

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Alice. I am so sorry.