why hasn't everyone in the world watched Planet Earth? srsly.

the BBC version, too... not the American one

(simple reason: Sigourney Weaver's narration is not as good)

BOOYAKASHA!!

John Vanderslice in Springfield next Thursday.

12 bucks at the door.

no mo' pick-up for Jonathan Garrett Peters.

'91 Ford Taurus!!

in the words of Cody "Trogdor" Troglin: "BALLLLLLLLLLLL'N!"

also, it has a sweet system in it!

I ONLY PAID 500 FOR THE CAR, THE STEREO IS WORTH MORE THAN WHAT I PAID TOTAL!!!

DEAL AND A FREAKIN' HALF!

"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is 'so it goes.'" --Billy Pilgrim,

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Insane Clown Posse.

and it's..
one,two,three,four,
take the elevator,
at the hotel yorba,
i'll be glad to see ya later,
all they got inside is vacancy.

when the shit jumps off,
what the fuck you gonna do?

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

-

so, Joel..

when are we gonna hang out?

so, everyone else,
when we gonna hang out?

it feels like the muscle is detached from the bone.

is that normal?

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