an update ( Read more... )

We’re making history in TORONTO at Harbourfront Queen’s Quay Terminal Sunday November 22 2-5pm ( Read more... )

it was a kind of so-so love
and i'm gonna make sure it never happens again
you and i, it had to be the standing joke of the year.

I never knew you, you never knew me
Say hello, wave goodbye

when??? when did candice bergen get fat??
it really goes to show you that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

ANYTHING!

i just spent an hour writing letters on behalf on animal rights organizations ( Read more... )

I have got an enormous and completely irrational, passionate crush on Dustin Hoffman.

happy breakupiversary to me

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today at school somebody's purse got locked in a drawer.
I went in and picked the lock in 15 minutes.
I am catwoman!

fuck ( Read more... )

theres nothing i like more than a cup of organic serena blend coffee vefore i go to work at 5 mothafucking am.