so....i had to move down a room this past weekend cause they are remodeling the bathrooms...so...i moved and our old room is vacant for now, but the doors are unlocked. And apparently my suitemate carey went out, got totally belligerent, then fucked her (ex) boyfriend in the room, on every bed, in the bathroom, on all the desks. 1) gross 2) our ( Read more... )

Bought a CD from a kid in my courses in common ( Read more... )

What They Don't Want You to Know ( Read more... )

anticornfields provided me with this thought provoking snack:

You're going to die one day. What 50 random things must you accomplish? again...no particular order ( Read more... )

I have again reverted back to eating myself nauseaus. Beautiful Ashley. Gross. you are disgusting.

Going to work out this evening (though i probably won't). And not PIG OUT all day tomorrow. Theres a difference between having a healthy appetite and being vile ( Read more... )

My suitemate got sent this tonite...Good times.

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Christmas break is going to be fabulous. Truly and spectacularly fabulous. For so many reasons ( Read more... )

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