*is too busy writing motivational speeches to remember Dominique's birthday; wouldn't send Devil Ducky a card even if he had remembered*

*long-suffering sigh* As usual, it's up to America to take a stand against tyranny when everyone else is just too busy to be bothered. Well, I have my priorities straight, and no amount of badminton or beach volleyball is going to distract me from saying something about what's going on over there in Georgia. After all, if the Russians are ( Read more... )

Yesterday was my birthday, but even though I sent out reminders, only Vladimir and Tony remembered it and wished me "Happy Birthday". And then Tony gave me a rose. A red rose. *blushes and looks down shyly* I didn't tell Laura where it came from ( Read more... )

Have just read the Op-Ed section of last Sunday's New York Times (hey, I've been busy the last few days fishing with Vladimir and giving Scooter a "Get Out of Jail Free" card) and am feeling a little unloved.  Tom wrote a piece about Iraq and said "Some things are true even if George Bush believes them."  *scowls*  Just what does he mean by that, I ( Read more... )

Memorandum

From the desk of POTUS (President of the United States)

For the attention of his LiveJournal friends and any other interested parties

Importance:  Extremely critical

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Item:  The newly-elected president of France has informed POTUS that the nickname "Robocop" is no longer considered suitable.

Item ( Read more... )

Found a clipping from that pinky-orange Financial Times newspaper taped to a sheet of paper and slipped in with my mail this morning.  Some "well-wisher" had printed the date (Jan. 18th) at the top of the page, and at the bottom "Mr. President, where was Dick Cheney last week?"

This is what the article said:

Yanukovich ally shot while hunting

Yevhen ( Read more... )