(X) I have been drunk ( Read more... )

Screw the Brook! This town sucks, especially in the summer!

Briggs and I went to the park the other day to throw the disc around, but then it started raining! Bummer, man!
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This is radio Free ASHMO broadcasting at 10,000 kilowatts to Olde Saybrooke and all points beyond ( Read more... )

GUESS WHO HAS MONOCENTRUS JAPONICUS! :D


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I guess you've noticed that I haven't updated Der FraustyBuk in a few months... unfortunately, it's not because I've been super-busy. Everyone here in 'Tha Saybrooke is away at school (Briggs failed DUEYE last semester, but they readmitted him based on some lit portfolio crap). Even Jenna is away at dancing school in the mountains. (And I sure as ( Read more... )

Damn, man! When Baldo and I put the record player into the van, we thought it'd be awesome... but we hadn't bothered to remember that the only LP we own is the Return of the Jedi read-along story record. Baldo nearly swerved into traffic when it beeped for us to change the page ( Read more... )

Ashmountaine is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named Ashmountaine.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

O'Peckington is a very rare last name.
Very few last names in the US are O'Peckington.
Be proud of your unique last name!
source namestatistics.com

Hurray! I am unique!

Baldo (Frosty's brother) put a $1500 stereo system into the Aerostar! It's pretty awesome -- he even hooked up a record player to it, which we put on that silly table in the back of the van. We spent all night driving around the 'Brook, blasting hardcore tunes and eating Steak'n'Bagels ( Read more... )

Ahoy, Frostoholics!

It sure has been a long time since I updated... but that's not for lack of trying! Life has been pretty darned exciting in Old Saybrooke. I don't want to reveal any secrets, but lets just say my family won't not be not owning an electric car in the forseeable future ( Read more... )

WildWeasel is a giant dong!

jennabee5309: asher we need to talk
FrauKlepto: ...Okay.
jennabee5309: what u said the other day was 2 crewl
FrauKlepto: Haven't we already been over this?
jennabee5309: no u need 2 act more m8ture my mom warmed me about u!!!!!!!
FrauKlepto: Your mom needs to stay the hell out of our business. If she knew anything ( Read more... )