So get a load of this ( Read more... )

2008 was looking up to be an amazing year. I was full of life and optimism for the first time in ages. I have been plunged against my will back into the depths from which I thought I had finally escaped, and I am slowly, but ever so gradually, transforming into the type of person I've always despised.

I fucking hate my life.

I want to congratulate the asshole or cunt on my friends list who decided to tell Hart, the busboy at Savage, about my recent filtered post in which I said some unflattering, though accurate, things about him. He got angry at my recent ex, who has mind bogglingly been hanging out with him since she met him 3 weeks ago, and she got angry at me as a ( Read more... )

Hi, I'm still alive. I still log in every day and read all your posts and occasionally comment, I just haven't felt th urge to write anything myself, despite the fact that I do actually have some personal stuff that I could talk about. Maybe I will sometime, otherwise you'll just have to be a close friend to find out the latest juicy gossip ( Read more... )

What kind of moron mows their lawn at 8 am??

Please please please let the Dutch tank their game against Romania so that both France and Italy get eliminated, no matter the outcome in their game. I can't stand either one of them. Admittedly it would be unsportsmanlike for the Dutch to let Romania beat them (the outcome would have no effect on the Dutch in the standings) in their final group ( Read more... )

I'm playing a show with my band Project Bliss on SATURDAY, JUNE 7th at the Reverb. It's a battle of the bands type thing so we could really use some support. The top prizes are several hours of recording time, which would be awesome because then we could record the 20 original songs we have (we're too cool for covers). It's 10 bucks through me or ( Read more... )

One of my pet peeves: women who complain (or essentially feel threatened) about guys who wear tight pants. All that shows is that they're insecure about their own appearance and that maybe they should do something to fix it instead of taking the lazy route and demonize guys who have the confidence to pull it off.

*waves*

So apparently this hot babe is totally into me finally and YEAH RIGHT AS IF APRIL FUCKIN FOOLS.