I am up at 4am, home miraculous from a male strip club called Swinging Richards. I am waiting for my man who is working hard. I felt guilty earlier but now I feel drunk. I took a shower with the TV turned to MTV whom I thought played no videos any longer but now I am proven wrong. This song came on saying “I can live my life with no handlebars” by ( Read more... )

Adam My Generous Perfect Love has lent me his new computer so that I would stop having to spend every waking moment at EKU’s computer labs, thus, life is slightly less stressful (HA ( Read more... )

In a writing center meeting, talking metaphors about helping beginning writers. At least five worries on the offense in the back of my head. At least five reasons why I don't care blocking them from their shot ( Read more... )

It is 8:47 am and for the last 47 minutes I've been in the Writing Center all alone! I hope April's okay ( Read more... )

Word ( Read more... )

Okay. I just found this strange sort of haiku. I apparently wrote it.

I answer no one
Naked on a mountaintop
Eating linguine.

I don't know what it means, exactly, but I think it sounds like an ideal lifestyle.

Especially since all I can think of right now is my fiction portfolio & reflective essay, my paper on how A.S. Byatt's Possession relates to ( Read more... )

I may be neurotic as all hell, but I just SUCK today ( Read more... )

Does LiveJournal still exist ( Read more... )

I FUCKIN' LOVE ADAM HAIGH SO MUCH IT IS RIDICULOUS!

bye bye

I drove into a tornado to see Alkaline Trio with Lis & Andrew Beeler. I want to do the hell out of Matt Skiba. He has perfect lips and a left-hanging weiner outline in pinstriped pants ( Read more... )