One of my fellow phoneathon callers got this guy on the phone who gave her some advice along the lines of ( Read more... )

Heeeeeeeeeeey! Who wants mail? I mean, real TANGIBLE mail that smells of postal carrier fingertips...that you can pull from the bowels of your mailbox and declare "BEHOLD! THE WORK OF MY ADORING ADMIRERS, SO WILLING TO TAKE THE TIME TO AFFIRM MY SUPERIORITY WHILST SACRIFICING A FORMIDABLE $.39 ON MY BEHALF...BECAUSE I AM SO DAMN SPECIAL! YES, BOW ( Read more... )

My dream come true. Please humor me and watch this. My easily-amused self loves it.

meeeff...me stomach hurts. >_< i hope i didn't get E fuckin Coli from dee spinach...yeah, that's right, peeps, ZEE SPINACH IS BAD FO YEW!!!!! BAD!!!!! it killed a woman!!! (then again, she was 77). very dangerous stuff! so if someone offers you spinach, just say no. just run actually. it's that evil ( Read more... )

I GOTS BOTH ME CLASSES!!!!!! I GOT IN!!!!! SWEET JEEZUZ MUNKIES I GOT IN!!!!!
*happeee dance*

OH SWEET MUNKIES OF JESUS!!! *banga banga head against desk* *not really, but matt shortness certainly would* The days are SO LOOOOOOONG HERE. I mean today, i looked through old clothes, i looked through t-shirts, i looked inside of rax's closet (there be an entire prophecy there). i look over at zeilend playing the ninja turtles. she play dat alot ( Read more... )

Finally, thanks to my savoir Raxalicious, i nooo longah hafta hack into wirelessness network du jour to use the internet(last nites was called: "tits 34 has the illest network"). curse the fiendish necessity of ethernet cables... and finally with the computer savvy roomie i have (shout out to Z-dawg!) the ethernet works!!! (cheers!) So here i am ( Read more... )

haha fools, check out who totally pimpified their lj after resurrecting it fo' the first time since '04! *very pleased wit self* itz all in my master plan of keepin' in touch wit the posse b4 i go away to skool...because i keep in touch wit people so well...ahem. anyway, i'm off to work my very last friday evah!! (at least, until holiday...) yeah! ( Read more... )

Ok... I want some GUM!!! Please someone I want the bubblegum. I love the gum! And the Quiznos jingle (http://slate.msn.com/id/2095868/) cuz i'm bored, and I really need sugar in the form of pink chewyness lovliness. I'm like a crack addict. yah. in other words ( Read more... )

Hacking into LJ makes Meg a happy kitty....with no life. ^o^