My brain is a big meanie, and I woke up with "Proud To Be An American" stuck in my head. Fail! FAIL! If your brain is also a big meanie, or you'd just rather skip the patriotic songs in favor of something more... thematically diverse, here:

1) the obvious antidote to the song in my head would appear to be I'm Afraid of Americans. Extra winning, ( Read more... )

iTunes 9's "Genius Mixes" == constant source of WTF. Currently puzzling me is the "Mainstream Rock Mix Based On: Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Jay Munly, Strange Boutique, & others."

while i was brushing my teeth, i was idly reading the text on the toothpaste tube. it said something like "keep out of reach of children under 6. in case of swallowing more than the amount used for brushing, contact a poison control center immediately." it got me wondering what exactly the LD50 of toothpaste is.

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"Finger to spiritual emptiness underlying everything."
-- How a C manual referred to a "pointer to void."

Pulled from a memo from Intel circa 1995 on "Netiquette:" Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator if you ever receive one.