Michael Scott: So, I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back.

Ryan: Back? Why is that, Michael?

Michael Scott: Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.

Ryan: Ohhhh. Did you do this on purpose?

Michael Scott: No. I was being negligent.

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?

Michael Scott: It was on company property, with ( Read more... )