4th Observation [text]

[fred_cassidy]

Fun fact: All frogs are carnivores

Comments

[roughcriminal]

Think mine's drunk.

[fred_cassidy]

You breathed on it, didn't you?

[roughcriminal]

[Laughter.]

Fuck you, man. I made it a swimming pool. Got a better set up than The Paris. Champagne jacuzzi over in the corner.

[This is a lie.]

[fred_cassidy]

[Fred knows.]

I find your veracity suspect, since that would have killed it.

[lfetimewarranty]

[You just saved her hours of looking around in the library!]

Thank you, I didn't know. I'll find him something suitable.

[The frog in her pocket agrees.]

[fred_cassidy]

You're welcome.

Keep it moist, too. Amphibians have permeable skin and lose water to the atmosphere quickly, and are too dumb to jump in the water on their own.

[lfetimewarranty]

I knew that, thankfully. Mine seems content to remain in my coat pocket, though.

[fred_cassidy]

They don't exactly have a rich inner life, so as long as you keep them fed and comfortable, they're happy just about anywhere.

[salsaconjere]

That is probably why my frog likes me so much.

[fred_cassidy]

Why, are you low-fat?

[salsaconjere]

I have 'fish'-like qualities.

[fred_cassidy]

That doesn't tell me if you're low-fat. Herring is extremely oily, whereas monkfish, say, isn't.

[shockedlogic]

That, sir, was incredibly helpful. Not that I would have shouted at the creature anyway.

[His own frog - that he's set up in his bathtub - ribbits agreement.]

[fred_cassidy]

All that time in college had to be good for something.