roughcriminal

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roughcriminal Oct 17, 2009 00:21

Why the fuck is my room full of pink flamingos and koosh balls?

[Muttering.]

...HEY. SHOCKWAVE. I WANT WORDS WITH YOU, BROTHER. WE GOT A PROBLEM.

drunk, like it's a bad thing, this is probably not a stick up

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roughcriminal Sep 20, 2009 17:12

Hey, anyone want a drunk, queer frog?

[OOC: Slowly coming off hiatus, not that I did such a great job staying on it.]

this is still not a stick up, crewwww?, whiskey's frog is drunk

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roughcriminal Sep 16, 2009 19:27

Anyone got a couple sticks of dynamite and a hundred pounds of bananas?

Okay, I got a problem. See, I got a wife. Got a wedding band to go along with her. Only now I ain't got the wedding band. When I say she's gonna kill me for that, I don't mean that in some meta-whatsit I'm sleeping on the couch sorta way, I mean it in the woman carries more guns on her than the fucking National Guard and she never misses.Ever ( Read more... )

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roughcriminal Aug 30, 2009 20:47

Let's set things on fire.

omega, whiskey deals with boredom, this is not a stick up

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roughcriminal Aug 27, 2009 00:53

[Whiskey is particularly good at getting into places most people would rather he not be: beds, churches, banks, and now, one of the recreation rooms that had been locked, presumably because pool cues are too similar to weapons for the passengers to play with ( Read more... )

drunk, owns a bar, drunk?, plays a lot of pool, this is not a stick up

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roughcriminal Aug 23, 2009 23:01

Breaker breaker. Listen up, little buddies. Hey-now--

[There's ... is that Skynard on in the background?]

Anyone want to go tubing?

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roughcriminal Aug 21, 2009 22:04

[There's a minute's worth of static that is very clearly made by a man making static-noises into the communicator]Brssht bzzt rrrrrt. Breaker breaker, ten-four, little buddy. This is Big Daddy comin' in loud and proud. There's a smokey on my tail and we're oh-nine hours out from the big E. Gonna stop in a-- FRED! GET IN THE TRUCK FRE-DUH. THIS AIN' ( Read more... )

not as unusual as you'd think, is this the palms?, this is not a stick up