[Audio]

[roughcriminal]

Breaker breaker. Listen up, little buddies. Hey-now--

[There's ... is that Skynard on in the background?]

Anyone want to go tubing?

Comments

[ttlyisabard]

[God, was this guy completely brain addled?]

What is tubing? You know ... it doesn't matter. It isn't safe to be going out and about right now, you should really stay in groups and hide if you aren't a fighter ...

[roughcriminal]

Why's that? Cops show up?

[ttlyisabard]

Right now, I would welcome them ...

[roughcriminal]

Uh huh. Sure. So what's the deal? Rabid badgers? Run away puppies? You all sure spook easy.

[brynkitten]

...tubing?

[roughcriminal]

You put a rope around an old inflated tube, you drop it over the back of a boat, and you get pulled along.

[brynkitten]

Oh. Sounds like fun except for y'know...the people dying and it still not really being safe.

[Sorry, Bryn's hiding out until all of this shit she doesn't understand has passed.]

[roughcriminal]

So where's safer than off the boat?

[fred_cassidy]

Not sure that's the best idea you've ever had.

[roughcriminal]

Fred, if one more person tells me it's not safe, I'm gonna start killing people. No one can die and it's turned everyone into a damn pussy.

[fred_cassidy]

Don't jump to conclusions, you'll wear yourself out.

Given the size of the ship's screws relative to you, the chop will be so bad you'll break your teeth. Risk is one thing, discomfort is another.

[roughcriminal]

...Yeah. Let's send Batou.