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[roughcriminal]

[There's a minute's worth of static that is very clearly made by a man making static-noises into the communicator]Brssht bzzt rrrrrt. Breaker breaker, ten-four, little buddy. This is Big Daddy comin' in loud and proud. There's a smokey on my tail and we're oh-nine hours out from the big E. Gonna stop in a-- FRED! GET IN THE TRUCK FRE-DUH. THIS AIN'

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[lilyground]

... Hello?

[roughcriminal]

Hello.

[lilyground]

Are you okay...? Who's swimming?

[roughcriminal]

I'm remarkably okay, you know? What's your name, kid?

[brynkitten]

...what?

[roughcriminal]

Who?

[brynkitten]

..........was all of that supposed to mean something?

[roughcriminal]

Fred sure as Hell didn't listen.

[shenghuanzhe]

Hey, man.

[Kage sounds tired. Yet another welcome speech to make. He rattles it off.]

I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, so just kick back and relax until we get there. You got any questions, need anythin', ask myself or any other crew member. Welcome aboard.

[roughcriminal]

Shit, I gotta stop drinking rum. Ka-gay, huh?

[shenghuanzhe]

KAH-ge.

[Kage rubs his eye.]

If y'stop, just means more for me.

[roughcriminal]

S'what I said. Ka-gay.

[likeonacompass]

...What?

[roughcriminal]

Yeah yeah, been there. Who're you?

[psychoticracer]

Aaaaand check one off for another looney.

[roughcriminal]

Got it. You're checked off, sir. What's your name, looney?

[psychoticracer]

Lovely effort, but I'm in a different category.

Erol. I would ask for yours, but I don't actually care.

[roughcriminal]

Aww. Now you have to call your mother and explain to her why the wedding's off.