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[roughcriminal]

Okay, I got a problem. See, I got a wife. Got a wedding band to go along with her. Only now I ain't got the wedding band. When I say she's gonna kill me for that, I don't mean that in some meta-whatsit I'm sleeping on the couch sorta way, I mean it in the woman carries more guns on her than the fucking National Guard and she never misses.Ever

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[roughcriminal]

Finest damn woman I ever met. That's why I married her.

That and tequila.

[roughcriminal]

Kinda like lightning's another type of fire.

[pimp_hat]

What be wid joo pink-skins and dem rings?

[roughcriminal]

She likes it.

[pimp_hat]

So it be a way of showin' dat joo be whipped by joor ladymon?

[granygetyourgun]

Now Kevas, there be no shame in showin' your love for your lady friend. Someday we'll find you a... [Granny stops in slight doubt of what she was going to say, but thinks tooo much of her new friend to insult him} lady friend and you'll see!

[granygetyourgun]

I took a shot at Pa once. Lucky for him my aim is about as good as three legged dog's.