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[freddish]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jews!

1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jews for the rest of the day.
2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Jews.
3. All swans in England belong to Jews.
4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Jews.
5. Jews do not have toes.

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[irish_jim]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gentiles!

1. Ideally, Gentiles should be stored on their side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Gentiles at least three times a week!
3. It can take Gentiles several days to move just through one tree.
4. Half a cup of Gentiles contains only seventeen calories.
5. Over 46,000 pieces of Gentiles float on every square mile of ocean.

[freddish]

Heehee.

[tehspotteh]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Massachusetts!

1. Massachusetts was originally called Cheerioats.
2. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Massachusetts!
3. Massachusetts will often rub up against people to lay its scent and mark its territory.
4. Massachusetts has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Massachusetts on New Year's Day.

[freddish]

Heh. Number 8 made me giggle.

[music_ninja]

"Jews have a memory span of three seconds"...so, Jews are goldfish?

[freddish]

Or stoners. Take your pick.