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I THINK THIS IS THE MOST I'VE WANTED A CIGARETTE SINCE I STARTED SMOKING.

My boss, despite his tendency towards total assmonkey-ism, can be so funny.

"If Carolina wins, stay open awhile; we want to give 'em every opportunity to celebrate by buying our overpriced shit... If Seattle wins, you might as well close up and get the hell outta here, 'cause they're gonna fuckin' RIOT."

I just thought that bore repeating.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about James!

1. You share your birthday with James!
2. James is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
3. James is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
4. James will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
5. Baskin Robbins once made James flavoured ice cream.

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Click on "2-0-5 Year In Review". You won't be disappointed.

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