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[fredegarbolger]

I have kidnapped the Sporkthing. It has been bound and gagged and locked in my bas- ... deposited in a secret location. I'm fuckin sick of her slacking off. I am now the mun. Neato.

So that would put me in charge of the following puppets
dis_of_durin
entwife
rankin_bass
ringwraith_ii
shelob_of_ungolAnd oooh... press badges... There is potential in this sock drawer. Well, except maybe that enamoured tree

Comments

[faramirofgondor]

hurtthemunandillkillyouisweariwill

[fredegarbolger]

yeah whatever.

[kevincavetroll]

Fa . . . O_O! *sees hat and runs away*

[hat_of_fat_ty]

damn straight bitch -snaps fingers-

-drools menacingly-

[fredegarbolger]

When the hell did you learn to snap??

.... will you teach me?

Re:

[hat_of_fat_ty]

when my russian mail-order bride babushka arrived she taught me many things. maany things.
-drools nostalgically-
but then she left me for another beret.
motherfucker.
-drools hatefully-
but sure. i cannot believe you dont know how to snap. who doesnt know how to snap.
you go like this -demonstrates-
then like this -shows some more-
and the viola! -snaps-

-drools on you-

[miloburrows]

*is extremely afraid of Fatty's newfound power and his extremely wrathful hat*

[hat_of_fat_ty]

oh no. so. cute.
-drools s'more-