oooh i shall be a humping MACHINE!

i cant WAIT to humpgo home to fatty.

im waiting for bilbo to start teaching me the ways. when can we START?!?! -drools excitedly-
yayyayayaya.y. i always wanted to know how to hump. -rubs hands together- i can use this special skill in SO many ways. ahahhha.

im done.

-drools-

fatty's got big plans.
weeee. i can't wait to start working. or...drooling in a more..tedious way.

those motherfuckers[otherwise known as this poor sucker's puppets] are so screwed. once fatty puts 'em to work. ahahahaha. i cant wait to drool on them. I will not drool WITH them. i will drool AT THEM. muahahahahhahahaaa.

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-drool drool-

aaaawe i love you.
can't you feel the -choke cough sputter- looooove?

yes yes you can.
i can see it.