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In your honor, I'm having a dinner party / cookout
tonight where I will prepare a fairly unusual dish:

Emu and Shrimp in a Garlic Butter Sauce, w/ Squash,
Zuchini, Red Pepper and Broccoli.

Okay.. so who are the takers?

But then I have an email exchange like the following ( Read more... )

Our Sadness ( Read more... )

My Favorite Actors: Drunk Strangers on a Florida Beach.
My directorial debut took somewhere around 5 minutes
to drag and drop into place, then about 15 minutes to
render to MP4. Enjoy.

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Wonderful Band Of Susans song that has factored ( Read more... )

His lame-ass Neil Diamond version is an atrocity ( Read more... )

I need someone to help me finish sanding drywall
and painting William Kolarik's home studio in the
next week or so. I pay $10/hour, and am probably
just about the coolest boss ever. Experience helpful,
but not completely necessary.

Seeing this on MTV the other day inspired me to dig up that
Venom mp3, though this is probably much funnier.