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It seems like everyone wants a little Fred
Weaver in their lives lately. Problem is,
Fred Weaver wants a little Fred Weaver in
his life, too.

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How many keyboards can I ruin in a year long span?
Apple.. I think you need a design that does not hold
water and short circuit keys. Another $30 wasted.

Coincidentally today's client overpaid me $40. So...
I'm still $10 ahead, I guess. Comp USA here I come.

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The factory of the future has two employees:
a man and a dog.

The man is there to feed the dog.

The dog is there to bite the man if he
touches the automated machines.

Thank you Stuart Eagle for calling me at 3am
and reminding me of this. And thanks Warren
G. Bennis, too, I guess.