Norman Rockwell is an Asshole.

[free_episiotomy]

One time I was at a party with some friends. We were drinking and talking and having a grand time until somebody knocked at the door. Tom went and answered it and in walked Norman Rockwell like he owned the place. He didn't even greet anybody, he just stormed in and started drinking heavily.

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[film_the_dead]

the wait for some of your original fic has been long, and i'm glad that it's final release was not a disappointment (not that any of your writing ever has been).

and i gotta be honest, cthulu might be an elder god, but that fucker let normal rockwell blow him. he has no tastes. he needs to die too.

[free_episiotomy]

Well you can text message me anytime you want, you know. I've got that shit unlimited yo.