The Second Presidential Debate: a tongue-in-cheek translation

[freedomfry]

The second debate, translated into snark for your convenience. As before, my liberal bias is pastede on, yay! And they talked forever, you guys. It's long.

Comments

[demetria23]

This is hilarious. I'm so friending you.

[freedomfry]

I'm so glad you liked it! Friend away!

[friskycat]

KERRY, look in the camera and promise that you won’t sign legislation to increase the tax burden on folks making more than $200,000 a year.

it is definitely supposed to be less than $200,000. it's a little mistake, but it's something you might want to go ahead and fix when you get a chance just in case anyone reading this didn't watch the debate or read the actual transcript.

[freedomfry]

*smacks self* That wasn't incredibly bright of me, was it? Has been fixed.

[newbabel]

Brilliant! Thanks for that! I was laughing so hard I scared my dog. :-)

[freedomfry]

Dog-scaring is completely allowed. I'm glad you enjoyed it that much!

[newbabel]

Absolutely. It even earned you a new friend!

[freedomfry]

Yay, new friends!

[molesworth]

Again, excellent, except this time I have one small quibble: there is no way King George would have clue #1 about Fulda Gap! C'mon, what were you thinking?

[freedomfry]

He remembers it because when it was brought up in the Situation Room, he thought it was a clothing store :)

At least that's how I justify it in my world view. Work for you?

[molesworth]

Yesssss! (helpless larffter)

[hallwayjulie]

Brilliant. Thanks for doing these!

[freedomfry]

Thanks! I have fun doing them...wonder what I'll do when the debates are over...