The Second Presidential Debate: a tongue-in-cheek translation

[freedomfry]

The second debate, translated into snark for your convenience. As before, my liberal bias is pastede on, yay! And they talked forever, you guys. It's long.

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[casapazzo]

BUSH: Need some wood?
GIBSON: Ewww. Never say that to me again.

Yeah. Ewwwww. So glad I wasn't the only one whose brain went to that scary, scary place.

Signs you & your friends are AU political dorks? Watching the debates as the after-party of Karen's rehearsal dinner. All of us - her family, his family, the whole wedding party, went back to the big rec room in Sam's apt. building and camped out in front of the big-screen to watch & yell things at the screen.
(And then after it was over & most folks left, I turned on Stargate and thoroughly confused Smith & his GF trying to explain it.)

[freedomfry]

Yay to political dorks! The debates are better than football, man. :)

Smith has a girlfriend now? Yay! Does she have a hot tub like the last one?

[casapazzo]

No, no hot tub - but she does live just a few blocks away from us, which means we get together with her with some frequency. She's cool, we definitely approve.

[beautyinthe]

I stumbled in here from a link in another journal, and I'm so, so glad I did. You seriously rock for doing this (and for doing it this well, man).

It's funny--and, like, a special kind of frightening--because it's all true, true, true. If Bush wins, I'll probably end up throwing my TV out of the window on election night in a fit impotent rage. God. *twitches just thinking about it*

Anyway, we have a few common interests, and you can definitely bring the funny, so I'm friending you. :)

[freedomfry]

I'm so glad you found it, then! One more to go, and then I'll have to find something else to translate into snark :)

Friend away~