Presidential Commencement Address (Reinterpreted)

Jun 09, 2005 00:47

It's been a while since I've reinterpreted a presidential speech, and his address at the Naval Academy on May 30th was too good to resist.

For all of you snarky, wonderful people on my flist who have graduated this year from high school and college--this one's for you.

The US Military: advancing the cause of liberty through force of arms, if necessary. )

freedomfry writing, politics, bush

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siobhankha June 9 2005, 12:58:20 UTC
OK, I am going to read this later when I have some time, because I KNOW it will be hysterical, but MAN OH MAN I love that icon. May I steal it?

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freedomfry June 9 2005, 15:10:50 UTC
Steal away :)

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siobhankha June 9 2005, 15:24:10 UTC
THANK YOU!!!!

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juleskicks June 9 2005, 14:54:36 UTC
Ahahahaha. Love. You are awesome.

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freedomfry June 9 2005, 15:11:39 UTC
Thank you!

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mayakda June 9 2005, 15:12:31 UTC
Haha! Thanks for snarkifying that!

Love your icon also!

Sucks to be you.

That's kinda the Dubya motto, isn't it?

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freedomfry June 9 2005, 16:12:44 UTC
Sure thing! Glad you enjoyed it!

And "sucks to be you" is totally W's motto. In that way, he's completely a product of his generation. Bah.

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snarkhunter June 9 2005, 17:36:12 UTC
BWAH!

*resigned sigh*

How can this make me laugh and feel sad all at once? I bow to your skills. (Or perhaps I should say ski11z.)

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freedomfry June 9 2005, 19:57:08 UTC
I rewrite his speeches to keep myself from getting into trouble by whacking him with a 2x4.

It all started with rewriting the presidential debates, continued through the inaugural address and seems to be spiralling completely out of control.

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stakebait June 11 2005, 04:06:05 UTC
I love you. Snark keeps me sane.

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freedomfry June 11 2005, 06:24:05 UTC
Oh yeah, snark is the only way to deal with this Administration. How many days until 2008 again?

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