[FIC] Attack of the Hobbit Mafia (Lotrips, worksafe, 2400 words)

[freedomfry]

Title: Attack of the Hobbit Mafia
By: freedomfry
Genre: Lotrips (Hobbits’n’Orli, gen)
Rating: Well, they curse some, but don’t have sex. I'd say worksafe.
Disclaimer: So, so, so untrue.
Feedback: Is cherished and adored.
A/N: I saw these photos from the London premiere of Kingdom of Heaven, thought to myself “It looks like the attack of the hobbit mafia”

Comments

[snarkhunter]

*dies laughing*

I wanted to c&p a couple of favorite lines, but I just couldn't decide.

SO MUCH LOVE.

Your hobbit stories rock my world.

[overloved]

Delightful! Well done!

[freedomfry]

Thank you!

[freedomfry]

Yay! Glad to have made you happy, then, dear :)

*snuggles her boys, hands Orli another drink because drunken!Orlando is just too much fun to write*

[unrealworld_2]

That made my day. Thanks for putting me in a chipper mood. You should write more adventures of the "hobbit mafia"

[freedomfry]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I've written other gen stories about the guys (all in my memories, if you're at all interested), and I'm sure this won't be the last time I write about the hobbit mafia. I'll just wait to read about their continuing adventures, and then fill in the blanks :)

[beizy]

“There once was this blighter from Kent
Whose career was, well, heaven sent
His last movie did fail
‘Spite swords and chain mail
And he had to ask Dom to make rent.”

LMAO. *DIES*

Dom laughed. “Is his chat up line still, ‘Hi, I’m Orlando Bloom?’”

Elijah rolled his eyes. “Yeah. And it’s fucking sad how many people go for it.”

BWAHAHA.

“Holy fuck!” Elijah shouted. “That’s totally a dude Orli’s hitting on!” Billy’s voice came back through the phone. “Sean, we’re going to go now. Orlando has apparently been chatting up the guy who played Anakin Skywalker, and Anakin’s not all that amused.” Sean heard one more “Holy fuck!” from Elijah before the line went dead.

!!

omg cannot copy and paste all the bits I like or will copy and paste the whole thing! This is GORGEOUS, and brimming with Fellowship wonderfulness, and I love it like a loving thing!

[freedomfry]

Yeah, my poetry skills aren't that great, so I just kinda went with it.

And you know that's totally his pickup line. He doesn't need anything else :)

Yay, you liked it! *does cartwheels*

absolutely brilliant!!

[marigold6]

If this didn't happen, it should have! I would quote my fav lines and bits but then you'd have the whole thing here. This is definitely going into Memories. *showers you with chocolate*

Re: absolutely brilliant!!

[freedomfry]

Thank you, thank you! I'm so glad you liked it!

[fearandloathing]

I love this!! It's so nice to see people still inspired to write LOTR RPS, I am espeically happyhappy when it is good, and this is definitely good. I hope there will be a continuance?

[freedomfry]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!