[FIC] Attack of the Hobbit Mafia (Lotrips, worksafe, 2400 words)

[freedomfry]

Title: Attack of the Hobbit Mafia
By: freedomfry
Genre: Lotrips (Hobbits’n’Orli, gen)
Rating: Well, they curse some, but don’t have sex. I'd say worksafe.
Disclaimer: So, so, so untrue.
Feedback: Is cherished and adored.
A/N: I saw these photos from the London premiere of Kingdom of Heaven, thought to myself “It looks like the attack of the hobbit mafia”

Comments

[cincodemaygirl]

Squeee, lotrips from you! I laughed out loud several times. Thanks, m'dear!

[freedomfry]

Laughing out loud is part of the plan :)

It was a nice change from the drabbles, to sink my teeth into something longer. And making fun of Orlando never goes out of style.

*wonders if she'd be able to pick someone up at a bar by claiming to be Orlando Bloom*

[talesinbloom]

Hello! Hi! And if that didn't happen for real then it totally should have! ;)

Fabulous, wonderful, happy-making fellowship friendfic. Love it!

*memories*

[freedomfry]

Oh, thank you! That's my biggest fear--that I'd write something that doesn't seem real to the guys. I'm glad you think this might've happened, you know, somewhere :)

[angiepen]

Oh, ROFL! That was great! :D

Now mind you, I don't read hobbitfics just 'cause those aren't the guys I'm really interested in, although if they pop up in stories about the guys who are actually hot [ducks and runs] that's cool too. And I very rarely read gen stuff, where there's not even a hint of something romantical-like, although I don't require actual sex and don't always write it myself, either. But I really loved this story! I don't know what made me click on it when it came up in my Flist, but I did and I'm glad I did. The situation enough to make one go, "Awwww!" and the guys are nuts and the almost-cameo by Hayden was great. :D Good stuff!

Angie

[freedomfry]

Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed reading something out of your normal genre.

I tend to read a lot of slash, but when it comes to writing, it all comes out sarcastic, dialogue-y, and gen. *shrugs* I dunno.

[janinelearner]

brilliant stuff!!!

[freedomfry]

Thank you very much!

*is mesmorized by your icon*

[childeproof]

No one had sex, and this was still wonderful. Lovely snappy dialogue and characterisation, and none of that awful 'It'll never be Rings again and we'll never see each other and become dried up and dissatisfied' stuff. hats off to you.

[freedomfry]

Thank you! I tend to steer clear of the melodrama when I can--the boys in my head tend towards the funny and sarcastic, rather than the maudlin.