Flist icon drabbles Part 13
Five more drabbles (for iseult_variante, jacordx, jamisent, jengagne , and jennandanica) covering Troy RPS, Lotrips, Jossverse, and, um, Calvin and Hobbes and Family Guy. Yeah, I don't know either.
iseult_variante, (Troy RPF, Eric, Brad, 100 words)
They faced each other, panting, with the newly-rebuilt walls of Troy looming above them. The afternoon sun added to the already unbearable heat coming from the spotlights, turning the set into a photogenic version of hell.
"Again," came Wolfgang's voice, and Eric wiped sweat out his eyes. This was the seventh time they'd run the sequence today and he was ready to collapse on the ground and beg for mercy. Or to beat Wolfgang to death with the flat of his sword.
Brad hefted his sword and flashed a tired grin at Eric. "That which does not kill me, right?"
jacordx(Jossverse, Buffy, Buffy, Dawn, 100 words)
Buffy reached into the fridge and pulled out a Tupperware container, popped it open and took a cautious sniff. So far, so good. She reheated it, then poked the food for a while. In a house where potions were next to the milk there was no such thing as being too prudent.
Smiling, she took a bite.
"Oh my God!" she shrieked, running to the sink to spit it out. "So much with the eww."
Dawn slunk into the kitchen. "Turns out strawberry jam, jalapeño peppers and macaroni aren't a good combination."
"Pretty much could've told you that," Buffy retorted.
jamisent (Family Guy, Brian, 101 words)
Yeah, I'm a dog. Yeah, I can talk. I'm also running low on this martini, so could you help me out? No opposable thumbs makes it a bitch to open a bottle of gin. What are you looking at? If you lived with the Griffins, you'd be drinking, too.
With Peter around, it's no advantage to have all brain cells firing. And when the world's just a little fuzzy, it's easier to ignore some of the stranger ideas coming out of Stewie's mouth.
Could you hurry up with the refill, please? My time's ticking past about seven times faster than yours.
jengagne (Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin, Hobbes, 101 words )
Hobbes peered over Calvin's shoulder. "Little light reading?"
Calvin didn't look up. "It's a Congressional bill," he replied, turning the page.
"Why?"
"With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog," Calvin said. "I'm learning from the best." He stopped on a line. "Listen to this: 'Paragraph (1) of section 196(b) of title 10, United States Code, is amended by striking `commissioned officers' and all that follows through the end of the sentence and inserting `individuals who have substantial experience in the field of test and evaluation.'"
Hobbes grinned. "I've got no idea what that means. Genius."
jennandanica (Lotrips, Orlando/Elijah, 101 words)
Forehead furrowed, Orlando picked through the bowl of candy hearts on Elijah’s coffee table. “This is some crap candy, Doodle,” he finally said.
“Shut up,” Elijah replied. “Dom and Billy ate the chocolates, then changed most of the hearts to say rude things.” He shook his head. “Crazy fuckers.”
Orlando pulled out a purple heart and stared at it. “Translate this from American into English for me?”
Elijah read it and laughed. “It’ll require a hands-on demonstration,” he said, and pulled Orlando towards him for a searing kiss.
“Guh,” Orlando said when they finally broke apart.
“Exactly,” Elijah replied.
The previous drabbles can be found here. The next five can be found here.
iseult_variante, (Troy RPF, Eric, Brad, 100 words)
They faced each other, panting, with the newly-rebuilt walls of Troy looming above them. The afternoon sun added to the already unbearable heat coming from the spotlights, turning the set into a photogenic version of hell.
"Again," came Wolfgang's voice, and Eric wiped sweat out his eyes. This was the seventh time they'd run the sequence today and he was ready to collapse on the ground and beg for mercy. Or to beat Wolfgang to death with the flat of his sword.
Brad hefted his sword and flashed a tired grin at Eric. "That which does not kill me, right?"
jacordx(Jossverse, Buffy, Buffy, Dawn, 100 words)
Buffy reached into the fridge and pulled out a Tupperware container, popped it open and took a cautious sniff. So far, so good. She reheated it, then poked the food for a while. In a house where potions were next to the milk there was no such thing as being too prudent.
Smiling, she took a bite.
"Oh my God!" she shrieked, running to the sink to spit it out. "So much with the eww."
Dawn slunk into the kitchen. "Turns out strawberry jam, jalapeño peppers and macaroni aren't a good combination."
"Pretty much could've told you that," Buffy retorted.
jamisent (Family Guy, Brian, 101 words)
Yeah, I'm a dog. Yeah, I can talk. I'm also running low on this martini, so could you help me out? No opposable thumbs makes it a bitch to open a bottle of gin. What are you looking at? If you lived with the Griffins, you'd be drinking, too.
With Peter around, it's no advantage to have all brain cells firing. And when the world's just a little fuzzy, it's easier to ignore some of the stranger ideas coming out of Stewie's mouth.
Could you hurry up with the refill, please? My time's ticking past about seven times faster than yours.
jengagne (Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin, Hobbes, 101 words )
Hobbes peered over Calvin's shoulder. "Little light reading?"
Calvin didn't look up. "It's a Congressional bill," he replied, turning the page.
"Why?"
"With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog," Calvin said. "I'm learning from the best." He stopped on a line. "Listen to this: 'Paragraph (1) of section 196(b) of title 10, United States Code, is amended by striking `commissioned officers' and all that follows through the end of the sentence and inserting `individuals who have substantial experience in the field of test and evaluation.'"
Hobbes grinned. "I've got no idea what that means. Genius."
jennandanica (Lotrips, Orlando/Elijah, 101 words)
Forehead furrowed, Orlando picked through the bowl of candy hearts on Elijah’s coffee table. “This is some crap candy, Doodle,” he finally said.
“Shut up,” Elijah replied. “Dom and Billy ate the chocolates, then changed most of the hearts to say rude things.” He shook his head. “Crazy fuckers.”
Orlando pulled out a purple heart and stared at it. “Translate this from American into English for me?”
Elijah read it and laughed. “It’ll require a hands-on demonstration,” he said, and pulled Orlando towards him for a searing kiss.
“Guh,” Orlando said when they finally broke apart.
“Exactly,” Elijah replied.
The previous drabbles can be found here. The next five can be found here.