niu-nai = milk

[freehotch]

this is what my fortune cookie told me:
you enthusiasm towards work will soon pay off.

it really says you instead of your

and carina thinks that joaquin phoenix's penis goes to the left.
too much chinese food and not enough possum. except for that one
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

Comments

[excitablekid]

repent from your wicked ways,sinner, for there shall be a reckoning and the highways will be littered with bloated corpses in your possum kingdom....love you!!

[justlikeaprayer]

honest to god truth [god???]... one time kirsten and i are heading up her stairs after a late night at the orpheum and at the top of the stairs theres...A POSSUM! and he was looking at us all evil like..

[freehotch]

miss you drunko

[carefuleugene]

-do you think man will ever walk on the sun?

-no. it's too hot.

-well, what about in winter when it's colder?

chew on THAT, muhfukka

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[carefuleugene]

hahahahaha