dear god,

here is a list of things i would enjoy there being more of:

d d r
pumpkin corns
stolen monsters
mornings

sincerly, me

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||||||||||| 56% Orderliness |||||| 23% Accommodation |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% ( Read more... )

i missed my midterm for a class i rarely go to and dont understand, but god smiled upon me and my teacher let me take it home.
a mid term.....at home. lucky lucky right?
no way.
i've lost my book and the test inside it. i have no hope what-so-ever of passing without it. i flipped the house right-side-up and it has disappeared.
fuck me. hard.
i hate

americas next top model is on tonight.
yeah.
i know.

if anyone has any planks or sheets of wood just lying around....please feel free to hand them over. go right ahead.
also, i am hungry.

what an adventurous week ( Read more... )

this is what my fortune cookie told me:
you enthusiasm towards work will soon pay off.

it really says you instead of your

and carina thinks that joaquin phoenix's penis goes to the left.
too much chinese food and not enough possum. except for that one
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

hahaha orange hair that feels like its covered in honey!!! rawr!!! rawrrawrrawrraw rawr!!!red red red!!! somebody gotta save my soul!!! arg!!! i ride my bike were going to breakfast no sleep till brooklyn haha!! i love sami and karen and lorin and tim and you guys and michelle and chris ( Read more... )

im pulling myself around by my own hair and it still isnt getting any longer, and im still not getting any stronger. this is the perfect weather for contemplating the universe, but my neck is too exposed....my hair just wont grow back fast enough to keep me warm for the winter and i could swear that the sky is purple, and hiding itself in scentless

i am so fucking frustrated right now!!!! i cant register online because my math class is a repeat...i cant register for my music class because you have to get instructor permission and i cant find the bitches email or number...today is the last day for late work in anthropology and i dont have a paper to hand in....and after i get out of class i ( Read more... )